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    Решила блондинка подтяжку лица сделать.
    Пришла в клинику, а ей говорят:
    - У нас новая методика. На затылке вкручиваем шуруп и потихоньку натягиваем кожу.
    Через несколько дней после операции блондинка приходит назад в клинику и начинает жаловаться:
    - Вот, мля, мешки под глазами появились… и два больших родимых пятна!
    Врач, после осмотра:
    - Дорогая моя! Если Вы будете так интенсивно подкручивать шуруп, то у Вас скоро и борода вырастет…
     
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