Анекдоти (продовження)

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    — Ты ох@ел?
    — В смысле? Что случилось?
    — Ничего. Просто спросила. Может быть ты ох@ел, а я не заметила.
     
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    -Не угостите даму бокалом вина?
    -Я женат…
    -Бедненький… Простите, я же не знала! Взять Вам водочки?
     
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    — Хая Соломоновна, вы не против сегодня поужинать вместе?
    — С удовольствием, Абрам Ильич.
    — Тогда у вас ровно в семь.
     
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    - Мадам Зельцер, и шо Вы себе думаете? Сами с Одессы и таки боитесь плавать?!
    - А Вы, Кац, живёте у Борисполе... И шо? Вы таки умеете летать?
     
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